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Monster Week 2010

Check the batteries in your motion trackers, refuel your flamethrowers, lock and load your shotgun, and make sure you've everything you need to make a few dozen pipe bombs.

Monster Week is here.

The week-long celebration of speculative fiction's monster movies is running July 25-31 at Nuketown. It focuses on "creature features", movies like Aliens, Predator and The Thing that pit humanity against overwhelming horrors. It will include movie reviews, audio commentary, game reviews and RPG reviews and anything else we can shove out the airlock.

Nuketown Database Go Boom

Posted in by Kenneth Newquist on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 6:07pm

You may have noticed that some recent posts were missing from Nuketown; that's because for reasons unknown, the MySQL database that drives the site became corrupted Tuesday afternoon. The database was unrecoverable, but I was able to restore from a recent (5/26) backup. As for why the database went south, I can't say though I'm planning to ping Dreamhost tech support to see if there were any database server glitches at the time.

The missing articles have been restored, but unfortunately the comments are lost. Feel free to re-post them or launch into entirely new rants/suggestions/heretical complaints.

Open Polling for Nuketown's Monster Week

Posted in by Kenneth Newquist on Sun, 04/11/2010 - 7:41pm

The Discovery Channel has Shark Week. That's all well and good -- sharks are equal parts terrifying and fascinating -- but why limit yourself to one species? This summer Nuketown is launching Monster Week -- one full week dedicated to the best in cinematic horror. We're going to have movie reviews, soundtrack reviews, blog and game posts inspired by said movies, and -- if I can swing it -- feature length audio commentary for a film.

The big question is ... what movies? I plan on featuring seven monster flicks, focusing on post-Jaws era. They don't need to be straight up horror movies -- in fact, I'm just as happy to review later day creature features. I'm also looking to come up with at least one monster per major environment (e.g. space, desert, arctic) so as to avoid overlap. The key is that they need to be realistic monsters; I'm not looking for supernatural horrors like Freddie and Jason.

Open Commenting Available Again

Posted in by Kenneth Newquist on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 12:41pm

I've re-enabled open commenting on Nuketown (meaning posts will be posted without being pre-screened). The Mollom module for Drupal has been doing an admirable job catching spam and I think it's up to the task.

We'll see what actually happens; if we get a major spam attack that Mollom can't handle, I'll have to fall back to the "must authenticate to post without approval" stance I've had since June.

Nuketown Upgraded to Drupal 6

Posted in by Kenneth Newquist on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 7:44pm

Nuketown's been upgraded to Drupal 6, which is the latest stable version of the open source content management system. So far, things seem to have made it through the upgrade intact, though I discovered that the Image Assist module now only wants to display images that have been "published".

I think that my test instance (aka The Testing Range) may also have accidentally spammed those with user accounts by sending them an email with links to a bunch of published comments. If so, I apologizes for that -- I'm not exactly sure what why those messages had queued up.

It's possible that there's still some stuff that needs to be cleaned-up post-upgrade, so if you see anything that looks weird (or is outright broken) please post a comment to this thread or email me at nuketown@gmail.com.

The Trouble with Comments

Posted in by Kenneth Newquist on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 5:30am

Long-time visitors to the site may be wondering what's going on with comments at Nuketown; for the last year or so, anyone could post without having to log in or have their posts moderated. That's no longer the case.

The problem is spam; the site has been inundated with a particularly annoying variety of comment spam that uses random snippets of legitimate text taken from other web sites, news stories, etc. and a smattering of legitimate hyperlinks to provide cover for hardcore porn comments linking to sites that are anything but legitimate.

Akismet, my anti-spam tool, has had a hard time keeping up with this assault. Rather than have these comments make it to the web site, I've decided to change the way comments are handled at Nuketown.

For the foreseeable future, all comments from unauthenticated visitors will go into a moderation queue. I'll then approve or deny the comments based on their spamminess. Those with accounts on Nuketown can login and post comments without moderation.

It's not a perfect solution, but it's better than closing off comments to anonymous visitors entirely. I'm hoping I can switch back to unmoderated comments once Akismet figures out how to deal with these spam swarms.

The Craziest Days of Our Lives, Part 2

Posted in by Kenneth Newquist on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 11:58am

It's been awfully quiet around here the last week or so, and I thought I'd post a note before folks wonder if I'd crawled off to a cave for information detox.

If only.

I work at a college as a web applications developer. And the thing about working in higher education (or hell, any form of education) is you tend to move through life somewhat perpendicular to the real world. My year starts in July, and ends in June, because that's how our academic calendar rolls. My life gets crazy in late August and late January, because that's when the Fall and Spring semesters begin.

The pace hits an even more frantic note in January and July/August because that's when the faculty and students aren't on campus (or most of them aren't at least) so we conduct this biannual mad dash to get all of our critical upgrades and new programs in place so things will be nice and shiny when everyone hits campus.

The lulls (and yes, there are lulls) come about two weeks into the semester and last until about two weeks after it ends. Which isn't to say we're sitting around playing cards all day, but it is a more relaxed, less frantic state of being.

But now is not that time. Now is the crazy time, and thus, the profound lack of posts around here.

State of the Burg: A Tale of Two Statblocks

Posted in by Kenneth Newquist on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 6:30am

I've been experimenting with analytics on Nuketown for the last few months, setting Google Analytics to watch the site's web traffic and Feedburner to keep an eye on the RSS feeds.

Over all, things are going about as well as they usually do, with no huge spikes up or down. The top referrers -- the sites that send me traffic -- continue to be gamingreport.com and rpgbloggers.com, in that order, which just goes to show I should have been posting news items about my Nuketown game reviews to gamingreport years ago.

What I find most interesting about these two analytics tools though, are the most popular pages they report. These were the most popular pages for October 2008 according to Google:

State of the Burg: 11/9

Posted in by Kenneth Newquist on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 5:00pm

Given the dearth of posts around Nuketown last week, I thought I'd borrow a page from Uncle Bear's Sunday Brunch and give an update on the ol'thermonuclear burg. The day job has settled back down to its normal routine, but as Doc Brown once said "It's your kids ... something has got to be done about your kids!"

The few weeks in late September/early October where everyone was sick have given rise to some serious sleep problems around our house. The kids are sleeping through the night about two nights out of every seven ... if we're lucky. 

And we're not very lucky.

Bad dreams, hacking coughs, wet diapers -- every night there's some new wrinkle that has one or both kids up, crying and wanting us. We've been battling back, trying to get them to sleep in their own beds, taking steps (like giving them less to drink before bed time) to cut down on bathroom trips and wet diapers, doing our best to rock them back to sleep, but sometimes you just have to give up and bring them to bed.

Coupled with a bumper crop of freelance game reviews to do, and my wife's month-long run up to a holiday craft show in November, and an Xbox 360 that decided to up and die in the middle of it all, well  I've just been too tired to think.

Thus, no blogging.

The Return of the RADIATIONS Newsletter?

Posted in by Kenneth Newquist on Sun, 10/12/2008 - 6:30am

In case you missed it, I'm running a poll asking whether or not I should bring back the RADIATIONS email newsletter. RADIATIONS ran for a good number of years, but I gave it up when I moved to Drupal and had an easy way of producing an RSS feed for the site. I'm considering it bringing it back because personally, I find newsletters to be a handy way of remembering to visit the sites I enjoy. And if I like it, well, I figure others will as well.