It's been around on the net for years -- AOL and Intel are merging, and they want to give you lots of money for forwarding their e-mail. Actually, they want Microsoft to give you lots of money. No, actually, it's Microsoft that's urging the forwarding, and Bill Gates is funding the excercise in personal, exponential economic destruction himself. And if you act now, Time-Warner will throw in a certain Bridge in Brooklyn...
I'm disgusted. Pissed off. Angry. Why? Because of an e-mail I received this week alleging that while American car companies have donated millions of dollars in money and equipment to disaster relief to the vicitims of the 9/11 atrocities, foreign companies have failed to back up their sympathetic words with donations. It's simply not true.
An e-mail hoax spawned by the aftermath of the horrible events of September 11th alleges that while American companies have given millions of dollars in response to the atrocity, foreign automobile companies have given nothing.
It's an outright lie.
Contrary to the e-mail's claims that only Volkswagen and Hyundai have given money, many (if not all) of the overseas car companies listed here have given millions to the cause.
The Evil Empire that is the U.S. Postal Service is preparing to unleash a nefarious plan called "Bill 602P" that will charge Americans for every e-mail sent, raising billions and delivering a crippling blow against its archenemy, the snail-mail slaying Internet. Or so says an hoax from at least 1999 that absolutely refuses to die.
Internet-loving, e-mail sending netizens everwhere will be relieved to know that this e-mail (in all of its many iterations) is just as bogus as it was on the day it first appeared as a nefarious plan allegedly hatched by the Canadian post office.
Here are the hoaxes; scroll down for the debunking.
An e-mail urging folks to search for an alleged virus-infected filed called "sulfnbk.exe" on their Windows computer is a hoax.
This harmless file exists on most Windows 95, Me, and 98 machines, and is not evidence of a virus infection. Deleting it won't destroy your computer, but it will make you feel very silly when someone tells you the real deal.
A e-mail from alleged Cracker Barrel founder “Junior Johnson” is circulating inboxes, promising folks a $50 gift certificate if they forward an e-mail to nine of their friends. It’s a hoax.
The dramatic photo that depicts a blissfully unaware tourist smiling for a snapshot moments before a hijacked 767 smashed into Tower 1 of the World Trade Center is a hoax.
News reports say America's intelligence agencies had no warning that terrorists were going to seize four planes and use them to launch devastating acts of war against New York City's World Trade Center and the Pentagon.
They should have been reading their Nostradamus -- the cryptic old sage predicted the attacks. Or so says a hoax that's circulating around the net.
A e-mail hoax claims that a nefarious AOL user named OldNavyBaby14 is stalking the backwoods of America Online's Instant Messenger, IMing people and then thrashing their hard drives into digital oblivion.
Outraged animal lovers around the world are filling their friends' inboxes with e-mails decrying the Bonsai Kitten, a web site that offers to sell custom-shaped cats. Inspired by bonsai plants, the web site claims that kittens are raised inside specially-designed glass bottles while their bones are still young and malleable. After months of "shaping", the final cat is contorted beyond belief and available for sale to upscale clientelle around the world.
But it's all a joke. A cruel joke to be sure, but it is definitely a joke.
Here's the original e-mail:
This version was collected on Jul 22, 2001: