Nuketown

July 2010

Cloverfield: The monster movie Godzilla should have been

Posted in by Kenneth Newquist on Sat, 07/31/2010 - 4:25pm

 CloverfieldIn 1998 director Roland Emmerich released a remake of Godzilla starring Matthew Broderick and featured a monster heavily inspired by the designer Patrick Tatopoulos' pet iguana attacking New York City. It failed on multiple fronts, starting with uninspiring Godzilla design, continuing with the half-assed Siskel and Ebert knockoffs as government antagonists, and ending with a surprise twist that no one wanted.

It was a bad movie. Cloverfield is what happens when J.J. Abrams looks at Godzilla and asks ... how can we make this not suck?

The Rules of a Creature Feature

Posted in by Kenneth Newquist on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 8:30pm

The Scream series was famous for enumerating the rules of the slasher horror genre. The Creature Feature has its own rules, and the best movies play by them -- or play off of them. Here's my take on the rules of the genre; feel free to to add your own in the comments.

Deep Rising: Cyclopean tentacles vs High Tech Cruise Ship

Posted in by Kenneth Newquist on Wed, 07/28/2010 - 2:42pm

 Deep RisingDeep Rising is one of my favorite monster movies, and there's one reason why -- it's the perfect RPG adventure. We've got our hardcore mercenaries hired to hit a cruise ship, a ragtag team of freelancers in over their heads, and a tentacled deep sea horror that intends to devour them all.

Far better than the twin late-1980s deep see flicks Deep Star Six and Leviathan, this film takes place above the ocean, but has similar nautical challenges. To begin, the setting is a huge, ultra-modern cruise ship packed with monster snacks, err, passangers. When our heroes arrive they find all but a handful of people (including the ship's owner, the captain, and a beautiful thief in a red dress).

The Secret Lair: Monster Week 2010

Posted in by Kenneth Newquist on Wed, 07/28/2010 - 9:34am

Overlords Miller and Johnson have declared war on the surface world with episode #37 of The Secret Lair, in which they unleash horrors such as cat sharks and chipmunk spiders in support of Nuketown's Monster Week. Get the podcast and tremble before the overlord's mutant legions..

Star Wars: The Storm Dragons of Tarl

The storm dragons are magnificent creatures hunt the hurricanes of the storm world of Tarl. The Outer Rim planet's binary stars provide a constant source of energy for its moisture rich atmosphere, giving rise to an unending series of cyclones. The dragons constantly ride these storms, hunting the great airbag herbivores that dwell in storms' eyes and battling each other for arial supremacy.

Predator: 1980s military adventurism meets alien horror

 PredatorPredator starts off as a standard 1980s-style military adventure film, not unlike Swartzenager's own Commando. It's got the bad-ass elite soliders (led by Arnold's own Dutch), a bombastic soundtrack, and a pitched firefight with guerillas.

But in between the bouts of testosterone, there's tension. Our troops realize something isn't quite right -- but is it in the mission (fouled by their CIA contact) or something else?

Of course, we know it's something else ... something extraterrestrial, given that an alien spacecraft was dropped to earth by an alien starship just before the opening credits. But as to the nature of their alien adversary, that's a mystery that's revealed ever so slowly.

Slither: Gore and Slime Combine for Fun B Movie Horror

Posted in by Kenneth Newquist on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 4:30am

 SlitherSome days, all you want is a good ol'fashioned monster movie, one in which the critters are from outer space, the townspeople are unsuspecting, and the slime flows like an insidious, revolting river. Slither provides all this and more, combining the B movie horrors of the 1980s with a sense of humor seldom found in its gory predecessors.

The movie opens with the prerequisite rock from outer space crashing to Earth in the woods outside of Wheelsy, South Carolina. Keeping with the horror theme that the sexually frustrated (be they virgins or not) are the first to die, Slithers sees its soon-to-be villain Grant crawling bars after his wife decides she'd rather sleep than fool around. He finds an old flame willing to become a new one, and together they head off into the woods, where Grant has an attack of conscious and breaks off his would-be fling. Unfortunately for him, he stumbles across a pulsating organic orb along the forest path, and as he pokes it with a stick, it pokes back, shooting a barb deep into his chest.

Jaws: The prototypical modern monster movie

Posted in by Kenneth Newquist on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 4:30am

 JawsJaws is the definitive monster movie of the modern era. While there were all manner of creature features before it, Jaws did what films about vampires, werewolves and other supernatural spawn couldn't: it made millions afraid of the water.

It was the first modern blockbuster, and established a pattern for releasing summer movies that Hollywood held to for decades. For geeks, it did something more important: it established the rules of the genre.

Financial Times: Why we still love board games

Posted in by Kenneth Newquist on Sat, 07/17/2010 - 12:50pm

The Financial Times is running an article about German/euro-style board games such as Settlers of Catan and Carcassone that covers why the games are so popular in German, how they've expanded beyond its borders to the UK and America, and the sustainability of this niche market.

It's a good read; I think there's a real concern here that the market is being over-saturated with board games, as the Germans pump out more and more new games. There's all the makings of a bubble there (and if we're talking bubbles, then it's already happened). But while the German market may be coming supersaturated, I think there's still plenty of room to grow in the United States. Heck, I think they've only barely touched on what's possible here -- sure my gaming group has been playing these kinds of board games for years, but the larger population still things board game equals Monopoly or Sorry.

Contrary Brin

Posted in by Kenneth Newquist on Sun, 07/04/2010 - 4:30am

The blog for David Brin, author of the outstanding Uplift series (if you didn't read Startide Rising, you should ... now) who loves tweaking scifi fans about their preconceptions. His rant on Star Wars is essential reading, even if you disagree with everything he says.